Why Tuesday though? Why not a Friday thus ruining everyone's weekend.

"I haven't done anything to Moshti this time." He hesitates... "Well, he might have accidentally gotten covered in vampire sparkles and is all glittery now...It'll wash off, I promise... but that's not the awkward I'm talking about."

There might have been some slight miffedness with Phoenix always assuming awkward meant having done something to Moshti... but...